minime28
Monday, April 11, 2005
He <-> She
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
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HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
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HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
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HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
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HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
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HE: Your face must turn a few heads
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
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HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
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HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
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HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
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HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
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HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it
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HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
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HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
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HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
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HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
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HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
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HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
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SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
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HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
=======
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
========
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
=======
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
=======
HE: Your face must turn a few heads
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
=======
HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
======
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
======
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
======
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
=====
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it
=====
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
======
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
=======
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
======
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
======
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
=======
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
=======
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
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posted by 桔梗, 11:43 PM
